The Official Blog of Triphobia

23.9.10

Seriously. I'm not kidding...

Hey; guess what?
-I dont know silly, what?
Im in a band called Triphobia.
-No way! Super cool.
We play music.
-Wow! i listen to that!
Good for you kiddo. And do you know what bands that play music do?
-I haven't the slightest clue.
Well, bands that play music that you listen to with your earholes also play music that you listen to with you earholes and also get to watch live with you eyeballs. like whats happening here http://http//www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=152736511415639&ref=ts This is reffered to as a concert by the youngsters.
-Gee whiz mister, aint life grand
Yup.
Now be there. Or I kill some adopted puppies with my bare hands. For fun. Not kidding.



-Dan

1.9.10

Are you happy Chris?

In recent Triphobia news, i have been informed that the most crushable band member is, in contradiction to popular belief; Kevin. Imagine my surprise when i find out that the voice the rest of the band all so lovingly refer to as "pussyish" is received by some female fans as a positive thing. They think it is cute. Let me set things straight, DO NOT ENCOURAGE KEVIN TO SING LIKE HIS BALLS HAVE NOT DROPPED. First of all, he is taken. Second, we here in Triphobia have been trying day and night to encourage Kevin to sing with more cajones, and he has been steadily progressing. This falsely placed admiration is just the encouragement he needs to halt his and our hard work, so stop.
Also, his hair is weird.


-Dan