In recent Triphobia news, i have been informed that the most crushable band member is, in contradiction to popular belief; Kevin. Imagine my surprise when i find out that the voice the rest of the band all so lovingly refer to as "pussyish" is received by some female fans as a positive thing. They think it is cute. Let me set things straight, DO NOT ENCOURAGE KEVIN TO SING LIKE HIS BALLS HAVE NOT DROPPED. First of all, he is taken. Second, we here in Triphobia have been trying day and night to encourage Kevin to sing with more cajones, and he has been steadily progressing. This falsely placed admiration is just the encouragement he needs to halt his and our hard work, so stop.
Also, his hair is weird.
-Dan
6 comments:
hahahaha :) i love this <3
it isnt chris? i would have bet money that it was chris. where do you get your information dan?
Dan you're an asshole.
Love Kevin
kevin i love you!
contrary to popular belief, that wasn't me. -chris
you can tell, because i probably wouldn't have said lovingly. -chris
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