Yes folks, I'm sorry to say that my totalitarian regime of a family has so dreadfully enforced a mandatory Caribbean Cruise law that will be enacted at 10:00 on July 22 (GASP!) It is because of this horrific turn of events that your favorite tall Jewish and incredibly handsome guitarist of your local progressive hard rock outfit, will be strikingly absent from the show at "Fusion Overdrive Cafe". Never fear, my loyal followers (follower?) i shall return. Then and only then shall your Dan thirst be quenched by my sweat, which we (you?) know tastes like auto-tuned hippies seeing a double rainbow and a giant apple pie dipped in marshmallow sauce.
-Dan
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