KHS Battle of the Bands

Congratulations to all the bands who played on Wednesday, everyone there was awesome! i can honestly say i thoroughly enjoyed every single band that got on stage.

This has almost nothing to do with Triphobia. Too bad irrelevance can't mask pure unwavering awesomeness. Kudos to Chuck for film and edit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUj-CDh9vfo&feature=player_detailpage

New Album Inspirations

As you may know, we are in the process of recording and writing for our debut full length album. It is a grueling process of rewrites and tweaks and making fun of Kevin and more tweaks and waiting for Dave to email me and forgetting the song the next day and looking like a damn fool and preproduction etc. What you may not know is this; Triphobia has found a new inspiration in the art of a cultural icon and his music. All members of Triphobia have this inspirational piece of work, and practically swear by it. Sadly, this inspirational music has gone largely unnoticed... until now. BEHOLD! The very music that we base our entire lives around and the reason we do what we do. All i can hope for is that after hearing our album when it comes out, you will have a newfound respect for this music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3XMTy9m8H0


-Dan

Check It.

oh yesh...
http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad10/chrisflancakes/100_4010.jpg?t=1286244144

Seriously. I'm not kidding...

Hey; guess what?
-I dont know silly, what?
Im in a band called Triphobia.
-No way! Super cool.
We play music.
-Wow! i listen to that!
Good for you kiddo. And do you know what bands that play music do?
-I haven't the slightest clue.
Well, bands that play music that you listen to with your earholes also play music that you listen to with you earholes and also get to watch live with you eyeballs. like whats happening here http://http//www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=152736511415639&ref=ts This is reffered to as a concert by the youngsters.
-Gee whiz mister, aint life grand
Yup.
Now be there. Or I kill some adopted puppies with my bare hands. For fun. Not kidding.



-Dan

Are you happy Chris?

In recent Triphobia news, i have been informed that the most crushable band member is, in contradiction to popular belief; Kevin. Imagine my surprise when i find out that the voice the rest of the band all so lovingly refer to as "pussyish" is received by some female fans as a positive thing. They think it is cute. Let me set things straight, DO NOT ENCOURAGE KEVIN TO SING LIKE HIS BALLS HAVE NOT DROPPED. First of all, he is taken. Second, we here in Triphobia have been trying day and night to encourage Kevin to sing with more cajones, and he has been steadily progressing. This falsely placed admiration is just the encouragement he needs to halt his and our hard work, so stop.
Also, his hair is weird.


-Dan

Sad News...

Yes folks, I'm sorry to say that my totalitarian regime of a family has so dreadfully enforced a mandatory Caribbean Cruise law that will be enacted at 10:00 on July 22 (GASP!) It is because of this horrific turn of events that your favorite tall Jewish and incredibly handsome guitarist of your local progressive hard rock outfit, will be strikingly absent from the show at "Fusion Overdrive Cafe". Never fear, my loyal followers (follower?) i shall return. Then and only then shall your Dan thirst be quenched by my sweat, which we (you?) know tastes like auto-tuned hippies seeing a double rainbow and a giant apple pie dipped in marshmallow sauce.

-Dan